It’s almost as important as Shakespeare’s to be or not to be which deals with death.
AL GOLDSTEINThe only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.
More Al Goldstein Quotes
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I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.
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I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited.
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Married life is an existence with bars around it.
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The mass market eventually assimilates that which is innovative or revolutionary.
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I refuse to be silenced.
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For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.
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There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors.
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I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.
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To date or not to date that is the question.
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Love is a deception and a trap.
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Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it – it can be salvaged.
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A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts.
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If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
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I’m a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.
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The true success is the person who invented himself.
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in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don’t feel very good.
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So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.
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Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.
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The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.
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Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.
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Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.
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When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York,
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You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly
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Religion has the same goal
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Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect.
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Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.
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