If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
AL FRANKENSkepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we’re getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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As someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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