Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
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Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.
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I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.
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Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it – it can be salvaged.
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Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.
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Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect.
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There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors.
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I refuse to be silenced.
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In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.
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I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited.
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Religion has the same goal
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Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.
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The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.
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If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
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To me it is more beautiful than a topless club
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A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts.
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