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The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.

Al Franken

You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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