And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
AL FRANKENThe thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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