Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.
AL GOLDSTEINTo date or not to date that is the question.
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Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.
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Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.
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I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.
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If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
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Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it – it can be salvaged.
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Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
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The New York Times and the Washington Post are not going to fight the fights that I do.
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To me it is more beautiful than a topless club
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In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.
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Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.
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The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.
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So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.
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The true success is the person who invented himself.
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A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts.
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Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.
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