We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
AL FRANKENTo ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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