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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.

Al Franken

We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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Bath Bedroom Felt House Live One Rich Secure Two
We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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Back Have Need Pro-science Science
By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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Best Connect Do Everybody Good Mean People Real Right Sense Thing Universe
We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
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Address Concern Country Debt Historic Immigration Indian Like Unique View
I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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Country Exist Right
The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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Country Democrat Go Minnesota Second Senator State Way
Changing technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
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Anti-competitive Antitrust Challenge Change Enforcement Even Marketplace Practice Technology Trend
I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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Ask Celebrity Couple Despite Fabulous Fresh Job Kep Month Once Seven Thing
My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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Dad Graduate High Salesman School Two
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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Dog Enough Gone Like People Small Smart
Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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Friend Good Mine People Very
The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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Amendment Apply Corporation Fourth
But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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Basically Dinner Discuss Every News Night Our Parent Watch
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.

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