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Al Franken

The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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Ability Business Corporation Customer Internet Level Playing Powerful Reach Same Small Truly
I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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Angry Media Right Wing
You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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Delete Dominant Establish Facebook Opinion Political Really Social Spend World Year
Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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Apathy Cause Despair Drive Dry Lead Loss Mouth Sex Skepticism Sleeplessness Turn
It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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Hard Him Know People Person Private Project
The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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Amendment Apply Corporation Fourth
I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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Citizen Fundamental Government Protect Right Role Think
To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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Ask Bias Conservative Liberal Like Mainstream Much Oil Think Use
I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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Less More Office Prison Spent Time Wish
When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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Chance Election Family Need Really Voice Win Work
Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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Hear Look No President
I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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Awful Know Learn Lot Minnesota People
The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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Done Great Hollywood Major Movie People Time Work
The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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Balance Book Conservative Discuss Disinformation Fair Just Lay Lie Like Look Movement News Out Slather

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