We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
AL FRANKENAnd when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
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Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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