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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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