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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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