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Al Franken

You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Elect First Funny People Really Should Show Think
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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Dog Enough Gone Like People Small Smart
If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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Control Conversation Country Important Information Issue
When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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Government Growing People Privacy Protect Talk Up
Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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Able Class Enjoy Fruit Hard Work Labor Lifetime Middle Promis Retire
We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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Country Different Do Love Mean Much Way Year
My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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Career Dad Graduate High Lot Money School
The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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Come Everyone Importance Innovation Internet Nature Neutrality
I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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Devote Enough Lifetime People
Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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Benefit Condition Corruption Create Exploit Give Own Strategy
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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Human Inspirational Motivational Part Success
It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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Actual Authorize Debate Hard Impossible Legal Opinion Program Secret
You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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Bad Country Criticize Everything Grow Up Liberal Love Mommy Powerful
The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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Campaign Freedom Google Impeach Information Pledge Silicon Valley
Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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Apple Innovator iPhone Leading Long Mobile Technology
If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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