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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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As someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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