“There are umpires, and there are those who hold the title.”

I think I earned the players’ respect, and that’s the ultimate in life, isn’t it?

I didn’t care if they liked me or disliked me, as long as I had their respect.

He was a great umpire. He belongs in the Hall of Fame.

Anyone who votes for McGowan is 100 percent right.

I hold grudges, but I can’t hate nobody; that’s not my nature.

When he left, you spent all your energy holding on to him. You could be happy if you let go.

I think there’s a percentage that don’t realize, that don’t know that [standup] is how everything began. We planned it, we work hard, rehearsals to get this. It’s more of a it’s not just coming in there in a T-shirt and holding a microphone.

Everyone has freedom to say whatever they want to say. I think it takes a stronger person to hold their tongue as opposed to speaking out.

It is hard holding a spot in your body that doesn’t want you.

I know the way isn’t clear hold steady anyway.

With you, I can hold water I can hold light I can move the sun into the far night.

There are more quarrels smothered by just shutting your mouth, and holding it shut, than by all the wisdom in the world.