When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.
TOM WAITSThere’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
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Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream.
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But then I’m one of those guys that is still a bit afraid of the telephone, its implications for conversation. I still wonder if the jukebox might be the death of live music.
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Their memory’s like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can’t remember Tell the things you can’t forget that History puts a saint in every dream.
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I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong. I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.
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Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
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Bill Hicks – blowtorch, excavator, truthsayer, and brain specialist. He will correct your vision. Others will drive on the road he built.
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The Universe is making music all the time.
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I don’t think that you should be perfectly candid and frank about the intimate details of your personal life with the public at large. Subsequently, it creates considerable personal problems.
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Most people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead.
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I’ve always believed that the way you affect your audience is more important than how many of them are there.
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Don’t you know there ain’t no devil, it’s just god when he’s drunk.
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I like Thelonious Monk, he’s so gnarled, he’s like a piece of machinery that’s pulled up the bolts on the floor and gone off on its own.
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