I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.
TOM WAITSThere’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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You have to keep busy. After all, no dog’s ever pissed on a moving car.
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Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream.
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Don’t plant your days they turn into weeds.
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Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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You learn as much from your kids as they learn from you.
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Come down off the cross, we could use the wood.
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Most of the things you absorb you will ultimately secrete.
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People get frightened that success is going to take them out of life. They’re no longer going to be on the corner of Bedlam and Squalor; life will only be something you can get through the mail.
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I never told the truth so i can never tell a lie.
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I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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They say that I have no hits and that I’m difficult to work with. And they say that like it’s a bad thing.
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I like vocal word stuff. But I don’t always write with an instrument, I usually write a capella. It’s more like drawing in the air with your fingers. It’s closest to the choreography of a bee. You’re freer.
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But it’s so hard to dance that way when it’s cold and there’s no music.
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
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