I don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
TOM WAITSYou’re innocent when you dream.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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We have a deficit of wonder right now.
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There’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
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I’ve always believed that the way you affect your audience is more important than how many of them are there.
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I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.
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People get frightened that success is going to take them out of life. They’re no longer going to be on the corner of Bedlam and Squalor; life will only be something you can get through the mail.
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On my gravestone, I want it to say, “I told you I was sick.”
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I’m the type of guy who’d sell you a rat’s asshole for a wedding ring.
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
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I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.
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Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
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I’ve seen it all through the yellow windows of the evening train.
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Most people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
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Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream.
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Come down off the cross, we could use the wood.
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I admit that I ain’t no angel, I admit that I ain’t no saint – I’m selfish and I’m cruel and I’m blind. If I exorcise my devils, well my angels may leave too. When they leave they’re so hard to find.
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