There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
TOM WAITSYou’re innocent when you dream.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.
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We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness.
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I think all songs should have weather in them. Names of towns and streets, and they should have a couple of sailors. I think those are just song prerequisites.
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I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
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You can drive out nature with a pitch fork But it always comes roaring back again.
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Don’t look back, because someone might be gaining on you.
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I made a wish on a sliver of moonlight A sly grin and a bowl full of stars.
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I dunno when I started writing really. I was, like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex. ‘occasionally’ , stuff like that. Then I was writing letters, filling out forms, writing on bathroom walls.
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Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
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I’m always looking for sounds that are pleasing at the time. The sound of a helicopter is really annoying until you’re drowning, and it’s there to rescue you. Then it sounds like music.
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The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
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If you get far enough away you’ll be on your way back home.
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Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream.
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I like Thelonious Monk, he’s so gnarled, he’s like a piece of machinery that’s pulled up the bolts on the floor and gone off on its own.
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The ocean doesn’t want me today, But I’ll come back tomorrow to play. The riptide is waging And the life guard’s away But the ocean doesn’t want me today.
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