The piano has been drinking, not me.
TOM WAITSThe piano has been drinking, not me.
TOM WAITSIf people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
TOM WAITSI’m the type of guy who’d sell you a rat’s asshole for a wedding ring.
TOM WAITSI can’t listen to so much music at the same time. I think you really have to have a diet. You’re just processing too much, there’s no place to put it. If you go a long time without hearing music, then you hear music that nobody else hears.
TOM WAITSit ain’t no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones
TOM WAITSMost of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don’t get out much. It’s true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well.
TOM WAITSI dunno when I started writing really. I was, like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex. ‘occasionally’ , stuff like that. Then I was writing letters, filling out forms, writing on bathroom walls.
TOM WAITSWell I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
TOM WAITSMost people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
TOM WAITSYou’re my North Star when I’m lost and feeling blue.
TOM WAITSWe are all just monkeys with money and guns.
TOM WAITSI don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.
TOM WAITSI never told the truth so i can never tell a lie.
TOM WAITSIf you get far enough away you’ll be on your way back home.
TOM WAITSI guess I’ve always lived upside down when I want things I can’t have.
TOM WAITSThe way you do anything is the way you do everything.
TOM WAITS