There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
TOM WAITSNot the kind of wheel you fall asleep at.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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For a songwriter, you don’t really go to songwriting school; you learn by listening to tunes. And you try to understand them and take them apart and see what they’re made of, and wonder if you can make one, too.
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I put food on the table and roof overhead. But I’d trade it all tomorrow for the highway instead.
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I always had a great appreciation for jazz, but I’m a very pedestrian musician. I get by. I like to think that my main instrument is vocabulary.
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I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
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Did the devil make the world while God was sleeping?
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I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
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I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong. I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.
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Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don’t get out much. It’s true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well.
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The fact is most of the things that people know about me are made up. My own life is backstage. So what you “know” about me is only what I allowed you to know about me.
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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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The blues is like a planet. It’s an enormous topic. You can’t ignore the impact that it has had and continues to have on the whole musical culture. It’s a tree that everyone is swinging from. Without it, I don’t know where I would be. It’s indelible and indispensable.
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Don’t look back, because someone might be gaining on you.
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I made a wish on a sliver of moonlight A sly grin and a bowl full of stars.
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We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
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But it’s so hard to dance that way when it’s cold and there’s no music.
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