Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
TOM WAITSThe trick is to have a career and have a family. It’s like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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She’s got the whole dark forest living inside of her.
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Don’t you know there ain’t no devil, it’s just god when he’s drunk.
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I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
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You learn as much from your kids as they learn from you.
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You’re innocent when you dream.
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I like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp left in.
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The ocean doesn’t want me today, But I’ll come back tomorrow to play. The riptide is waging And the life guard’s away But the ocean doesn’t want me today.
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The folks who know the truth aren’t talking. The ones who don’t have a clue, you can’t shut them up!
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But it’s so hard to dance that way when it’s cold and there’s no music.
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It’s rather mystifying when you think about writing songs – where they come from, and how they’re born.
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People get frightened that success is going to take them out of life. They’re no longer going to be on the corner of Bedlam and Squalor; life will only be something you can get through the mail.
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When your down on your luck and you’ve lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans.
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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The piano has been drinking, not me.
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My wife called me a mule. She once said, “I didn’t marry a man; I married a mule!” I kept thinking about it. It was in the back of my head. I think it makes a good title for an album.
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