We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
TOM WAITSPeople get frightened that success is going to take them out of life. They’re no longer going to be on the corner of Bedlam and Squalor; life will only be something you can get through the mail.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I always had a great appreciation for jazz, but I’m a very pedestrian musician. I get by. I like to think that my main instrument is vocabulary.
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it ain’t no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones
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The way you do anything is the way you do everything.
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New York forces you to be in endless surreal situations.
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
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The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
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Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at.
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We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.
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I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong. I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.
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There’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
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I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
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I always liked the idea that America is a big facade. We are all insects crawling across on the shiny hood of a Cadillac. We’re all looking at the wrapping. But we won’t tear the wrapping to see what lies beneath.
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You’ve gotta have somebody to trust, that knows a lot.
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Got a head full of lightning, a hat full of rain.
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