The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
TOM WAITSI’ve lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
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The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand.
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Don’t you know there ain’t no devil, it’s just god when he’s drunk.
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For a songwriter, you don’t really go to songwriting school; you learn by listening to tunes. And you try to understand them and take them apart and see what they’re made of, and wonder if you can make one, too.
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I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong. I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.
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I don’t think that you should be perfectly candid and frank about the intimate details of your personal life with the public at large. Subsequently, it creates considerable personal problems.
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Don’t look back, because someone might be gaining on you.
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I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
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A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
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A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
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The beginning of it starts at the end.
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Don’t plant your days they turn into weeds.
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I guess I’ve always lived upside down when I want things I can’t have.
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The fact is most of the things that people know about me are made up. My own life is backstage. So what you “know” about me is only what I allowed you to know about me.
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The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
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