Well you say that it’s gospel, But I know that it’s only church.
TOM WAITSDon’t plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me – choke those little bad days. Choke ’em down to nothing.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I do some acting. And there’s a difference between “I do some acting” and “I’m an actor.”
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I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch.
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When you’re writing‚ you’re conjuring. It’s a ritual‚ and you need to be brave and respectful and sometimes get out of the way of whatever it is that you’re inviting into the room.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
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If there’s one thing you can say about mankind, there’s nothing kind about man.
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The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
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We have a deficit of wonder right now.
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I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
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I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.
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You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.
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I guess I’ve always lived upside down when I want things I can’t have.
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The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand.
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Come down off the cross, we could use the wood.
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My wife called me a mule. She once said, “I didn’t marry a man; I married a mule!” I kept thinking about it. It was in the back of my head. I think it makes a good title for an album.
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