“Summer and the laugh of my daughter make me believe in god.”

I knew I was going to do something great.

Then, do other miscellaneous things that you can’t say on Twitter!

I knew I wasn’t going to die 20 miles from where I was born, no 20 miles from where I lived.

I need someone to eat breakfast with and watch Adventure Time with!

You can’t have your daughter as long as you have a concept of her. When you get rid of the concept, you meet your daughter for the first time. That’s the way this works.

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor

I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.

I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”

Go home and tell your daughters they are beautiful.

I asked my daughter when she was 16, What’s the buzz on the street with the kids?

One of the greatest gifts I’ve ever gotten is my daughter.

If an appointed daughter by accident dies without, leaving a son, the husband of the appointed daughter may, without hesitation, take that estate.