“I sometimes wish I weren’t as logical as I am and I wish I weren’t as smart as I am, because I’d be happy.”

Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

I don’t need equal time, I am equal time!

My objective is to satisfy [my] audience so they come back the next day.

The thought that so many people get their news from social media really is scary.

In the old days, the media is who held people accountable when they lied in politics. That isn’t happening anymore.

I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.

Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.

There’s nobody who cares more about you than you, and there’s nobody better equipped to take care of you than you.

I’m pro-choice. But I hope that choice will be life.

Character matters; leadership descends from character.

An immigration agent chased him for the last 10 miles.

I’ve given up on being accurately portrayed in the media.

Basic Economics 101. It’s the most complicated simple subject there is.

The more dependent you are, the more ignorant you must be, and that’s how they want you.

The truth of anything doesn’t matter anymore. What’s right doesn’t matter. What makes economic common sense doesn’t matter. I’m blue in the face over it.

Don’t plan without God. God seems to have a delightful way of upsetting the plans we have made, when we have not taken Him into account.

Those who don’t know how to weep with their whole heart, don’t know how to laugh either.

I’m lucky that I have my family, I’m lucky that my parents are still together. Those are the things that I cherish.

Happiness is allowing yourself to be okay with what is, rather than wishing for, and bemoaning, what is not. Obviously, what is is what is supposed to be, or it would not be. The rest is just you, arguing with life.

My happy thoughts help create my healthy body.

Be happy in your body. It’s the only one you’ve got, so you might as well like it.

Gratitude, not understanding, is the secret to joy and equanimity.

The true Christian delights to read the Scriptures, because they tell him about his beloved Savior.