“I’d rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.”

I’m on my time with everyone.

Do your own thing. Others own their own thing. If you copy too much, you’ll find yourself in late night cocktail lounge cover band limbo.

Holding my baby is the best drug in the world.

I only remember a few things about Jimmy Carter. He had big lips and liked peanuts. I now know that Jimmy Carter was and is a good man.

Drugs are bad for you. They will fuck you up.

I didn’t find any of the girls in my high school attractive at all.

I never wanted to sing. I just wanted to play rhythm guitar – hide in the back and just play.

I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then a classic case of divorce really affected me.

I want to do something different, really different, and if it alienates people that’s too bad.

If chasing cool is important to you, you’re an idiot!

I just hope I don’t become so blissful I become boring. I think I’ll always be neurotic enough to do something weird.

Oh well, whatever, nevermind.

Here we are now, entertain us.

Humans are stupid. I’m ashamed to be human.

If you’re really a mean person you’re going to come back as a fly and eat poop.

I like to make people feel happy and superior in their reaction towards my appearance.

The greatest astonishment of my life was the discovery that the man who does the work is not the man who gets rich.

Fear is the parent of cruelty, and therefore it is no wonder if cruelty and religion have gone hand in hand.

We love our habits more than our income, often more than our life.

I am everything with you and nothing without myself.

In light of recent events can you tell me where to find the light?

With all the secrets and lies you keep. Your beauty is only skin deep. Vamp.

Machines have altered our way of life, but not our instincts. Consequently, there is maladjustment.

If you are going to chase away your demons, you have to go to where they are.