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Most of them never really listen to music.

Adam Selzer

The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was the most sweeping civil rights legislation of its day, and included women’s rights as part of its reforms.
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Civil Legislation Most Reform Right Sweeping Virginia
When you’re dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.
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Cry Everything Make Song World
Most of them never really listen to music.
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Anand Thakur
The bill passed anyway, though, much to the chagrin of a certain wiener from Virginia.
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Bill Chargin Much Passed Virginia Wiener
We add to it every now and then. It includes things like never date a guy whose computer costs more than his car (you’ll never get him to pay attention to you except over instant messages)
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Add Attention Car Computer Date Include Instant Message Now Thing
Some of them are wearing skirts that I’m pretty sure are supposed to be belts.
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Anand Thakur
They don’t know what it’s like when a song changes your life.
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Change Life Song
I feel sorry for them, since none of them understand what it’s like to have a song just get into your soul and become your whole world.
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Since Song Sorry Soul Understand Whole World
What kind of guidance counselor are you?
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Counselor Guidance
Not that anyone minds–no one’s paying attention to the music.
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Anand Thakur
The kiss is still awesome.
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Awesome Kiss Still
Never date a guy who has a pet lizard (he’s probably into weird stuff in bed) and never under any circumstances go on a second date with a guy who says the word “married” on the first date (he’ll turn out to be a mama’s boy or a religious type)
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Bed Circumstance Date Guy Lizard Married Pet Stuff Wird
If you really like someone, it doesn’t matter what their mouth feels or tastes like.
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Feel Kissing Matter Mouth Someone Taste
Practically no one actually does.
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Actually No One Practically
Let me get this straight,” I say. “You’re practically ordering me to die.
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Die Guidance Kind Ordering Practically Straight
Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.
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Counselor Die Guidance People Problem Tell Wow You

Most of them never really listen to music.

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