Not that anyone minds–no one’s paying attention to the music.
ADAM SELZER
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Not that anyone minds–no one’s paying attention to the music.
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Never date a guy who has a pet lizard (he’s probably into weird stuff in bed) and never under any circumstances go on a second date with a guy who says the word “married” on the first date (he’ll turn out to be a mama’s boy or a religious type)
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Let me get this straight,” I say. “You’re practically ordering me to die.
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The kiss is still awesome.
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Even at concerts people pay good money for, instead of a three-dollar cover charge, they talk through the whole thing.
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Practically no one actually does.
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Ironically, the section on women’s rights was added by a senator from Virginia who opposed the whole thing and was said to be sure that if he stuck something about womens’ rights into it, it would never pass.
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