“My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.”

I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham.

I remember my first test in F1. After five laps, I came back to the pits and tried to play it cool – ‘Oh yeah, I’m fine, I’m on top of this’ – but I was completely lost.

I always thought about working in England because of the kind of football, the intensity of football. Liverpool was first choice.

I am extremely proud to be Tongan and Samoan, and to be the first on Tour and the first in the Masters is a cool thing.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

We are right to take alarm at the first experiment upon our liberties.

When your hands are cold, and you’re hitting with old, low-quality irons – my first one was a Merlin model with a green shaft – you learn what to do to hit the ball solid.

The context has to come from the human first, rather than bits and pieces of fragments of old religion and all of the old moral superstructure, whatever it used to be.

My first win feels better than a draw!