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Not that anyone minds–no one’s paying attention to the music.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer What kind of guidance counselor are you?
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer We add to it every now and then. It includes things like never date a guy whose computer costs more than his car (you’ll never get him to pay attention to you except over instant messages)
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was the most sweeping civil rights legislation of its day, and included women’s rights as part of its reforms.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer Ironically, the section on women’s rights was added by a senator from Virginia who opposed the whole thing and was said to be sure that if he stuck something about womens’ rights into it, it would never pass.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer Let me get this straight,” I say. “You’re practically ordering me to die.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer They don’t know what it’s like when a song changes your life.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer When you’re dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer I feel sorry for them, since none of them understand what it’s like to have a song just get into your soul and become your whole world.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer Practically no one actually does.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer Even at concerts people pay good money for, instead of a three-dollar cover charge, they talk through the whole thing.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer The bill passed anyway, though, much to the chagrin of a certain wiener from Virginia.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer Never date a guy who has a pet lizard (he’s probably into weird stuff in bed) and never under any circumstances go on a second date with a guy who says the word “married” on the first date (he’ll turn out to be a mama’s boy or a religious type)
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer The kiss is still awesome.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer If you really like someone, it doesn’t matter what their mouth feels or tastes like.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer
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From our community writers
Someone rejected you does not mean you are not worthy. Maybe they can’t afford to be with you.
Jacklyn TysonJacklyn Tyson I will love you from afar it’s better this way because close up it hurts too much.
Melissa AndersonMelissa Anderson Maybe if you hold me tight, our love won’t be as shallow.
Mira R. AridiMira R. Aridi Sometimes a person is in peace & in the piece at the same time.
Jessica CollinsJessica Collins Between day and night there was a moment of silence.
Frode GaslandFrode Gasland But doesn’t it hurt to feel so much and pretend not to?
Brad NeatonBrad Neaton Admire your sweet way of glowing; your passionate way of flowing.
Ana SoulfulAna Soulful Darling, you are a warrior, for even though each day feels like a battle, you keep fighting and live on.
Sarah ShawkatSarah Shawkat
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If you wish to succeed in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother, and hope your guardian genius.
Joseph AddisonJoseph Addison Within the membership we have 270 or so members within the network of Exodus whether that’s a local member ministry, a counselor or one of our members of our church association.
Alan ChambersAlan Chambers For some that will mean getting the help or expertise of a counselor that can help them walk through and navigate through some of the traumatic things that they’ve been through in their life.
Alan ChambersAlan Chambers When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
Al YankovicAl Yankovic What kind of guidance counselor are you?
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer You have to be ready to receive help, whether that be through a book, a therapist or counselor, or a doctor of some kind. That willingness can lead you through a door to the other side, and that’s where healing can truly begin.
Gabrielle BernsteinGabrielle Bernstein There is no counselor, teacher or parent who can ever help you find that why. That shit will always be on you!
David GogginsDavid Goggins Restaurants make money off those suffering from hunger, and grief counselors make money off those who have suffered tragic loss.
Erik VoorheesErik Voorhees