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Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.

John Green

The urge to make art or contemplate philosophy does not go away when you are sick. Those urges just become transfigured by illness.
JOHN GREEN

Art Complete Ill Philosophy Sick Urge
What a slut time is. She screws everybody.
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Screw She Time
Writing is something you do alone. It’s a profession for introverts who wanna tell you a story but don’t wanna make eye contact while telling it
JOHN GREEN

Alone Introvert Profession Writing
Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.
JOHN GREEN

Alcohol Brain Damage Drunk Extreme Happiness
The pleasure of remembering had been taken from me, because there was no longer anyone to remember with.
JOHN GREEN

Memories Pleasure Remember
Books are the ultimate Dumpees: put them down and they’ll wait for you forever; pay attention to them and they always love you back.
JOHN GREEN

Book Forever Love Reading Wait
I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back.
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Couple Friendship Idiot Need
Life works best when we think of people as people.
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Life One Liner People Thinking Work
Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That’s me: I’m not that.
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Attitude Funny Nice Smart
He liked the mere act of reading, the magic of turning scratches on a page into words inside his head.
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Act Head Inside Magic Page Reading
Sometimes you lose a battle. But mischief always wins the war.
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Battle Mischief War Win
You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.
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Choice Choose Hurt Satisfaction World
I ran like a cheetah – well, like a cheetah that smoked too much.
JOHN GREEN

Humour Run Smoke
We just did an awesome job of not dying.
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Awesome Die Job One Liner
It always shocked me when I realized that I wasn’t the only person in the world who thought and felt such strange and awful things.
JOHN GREEN

Awful Feeling Person Realize Shock Strange World
What you must understand about me is that I’m a deeply unhappy person.
JOHN GREEN

Broken Heart Person Understand Unhappy

Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.

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