I just did some calculations and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.
JOHN GREEN
Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.
More John Green Quotes
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I just did some calculations and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.
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There is no glory in illness. There is no meaning to it. There is no honor in dying of.
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What a treacherous thing to believe that a person is more than a person.
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When things break, it’s not the actual breaking that prevents them from getting back together again.
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What is the point of being alive if you don’t at least try to do something remarkable?
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The past feels distant, even when it’s near. The future feels assured, even when it isn’t.
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We just did an awesome job of not dying.
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I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence
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The world is not a wish-granting factory.
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Much of my life had been devoted to trying not to cry in front of people who loved me.
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You do not immortalize the lost by writing about them. Language buries, but does not resurrect.
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You like someone who can’t like you back because unrequited love can be survived in a way that once-requited love cannot.
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Y’all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.
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Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.
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