When you’re old enough to write a book for children, by then you’ll have become a grown up and have lost all your jokeyness. Unless you’re an undeveloped adult and still have an enormous amount of childishness in you.
ROALD DAHLWhen you’re old enough to write a book for children, by then you’ll have become a grown up and have lost all your jokeyness. Unless you’re an undeveloped adult and still have an enormous amount of childishness in you.
ROALD DAHLWe have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
ROALD DAHLThere are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven’t started wondering about yet.
ROALD DAHLIt’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
ROALD DAHLWe all have our moments of brilliance and glory.
ROALD DAHLWhen writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
ROALD DAHLWhen you’re writing, it’s rather like going on a very long walk.
ROALD DAHLI have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.
ROALD DAHLUnless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
ROALD DAHLI am suspicious of both facility and speed.
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ROALD DAHLI’ve heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.
ROALD DAHLDo you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
ROALD DAHLI understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
ROALD DAHLYou chose books, I chose looks . Now see the difference?
ROALD DAHLIf you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
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