You ever spent eight hours acting in water?
ADAM PALLYMy parents’ convictions, when it came to discipline, were not very strong.
More Adam Pally Quotes
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I think it’s pretty classic if you look at the way entertainment reflects the country’s status.
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I am what they call a chubby-skinny guy.
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I think the least stereotypical gay character on television is probably Matt LeBlanc on Episodes.
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That’s what I think is important to remember now and when you hear that slogan, “Make America great again.”
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I love Billy Joel. I cry sometimes when I hear ‘The Stranger.’ ‘You May Be Right’ may be one of the greatest songs ever written.
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Anytime I audition for something, it’s always a question of whether or not the people I’m auditioning for understand I’m an improviser and I like to do that, and if they like that or if they just want someone who’s going to do what’s written.
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At around 19 I realized that I really didn’t have any skills other than making people laugh, so I should probably pursue it full-time.
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For me, why would a Jew want to go anywhere in history ever? I’m only going to have to run.
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Eventually I got the call for ‘Iron Man,’ and I read sides that had nothing to do with what I did in the movie, and I performed it once while no one was in the room
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I appear to be normal and have the look of an in-shape man, but if we were to go to a pool party I would go with my shirt on.
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People, when they come up to me, are like, “Did we go to high school together? Or did I make out with you at sleepaway camp?” And oftentimes, yes, that is the answer, because I went to a giant high school and made out with everybody.
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So for the last two years we’ve been hearing, “Make America great again.” People go, “Well, America was never great.
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” What do you mean? What you mean is that they want to look back in history. And so I think it’s only natural for entertainment to reflect that.
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For my bar mitzvah, I gave out a mix tape of ’90s grunge – if you got it now, you would think it was the ‘Singles’ soundtrack.
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There’s a common misconception with sketch comedy that you just go up there and wing it, but it’s written, and there really is order.
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