Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
JAMES THURBERThe dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
More James Thurber Quotes
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Mutual suspicions of mental inadequacy are common during the first year of any marriage.
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If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.
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Discussion in America means dissent.
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For one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
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Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
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Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised
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The difference between our decadence and the Russians is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic.
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Reason is 6/7 of treason.
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Somebody has said that woman’s place is in the wrong. That’s fine. What the wrong needs is a woman’s presence and a woman’s touch. She is far better equipped than men to set it right.
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I never really rallied after the birth of my first child.
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There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
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Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
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I myself have known some profoundly thoughtful dogs.
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You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
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