Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
JAMES THURBERThe most dangerous food is wedding cake.
More James Thurber Quotes
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History is replete with proofs, from Cato the Elder to Kennedy the Younger, that if you scratch a statesman you find an actor, but it is becoming harder and harder, in our time, to tell government from show business.
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Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.
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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
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Beautiful things don’t ask for attention.
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I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
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Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.
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Reason is 6/7 of treason.
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Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.
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Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only half complete as artist and as man.
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I don’t believe the writer should know too much where he’s going. If he does, he runs into old man blueprintold man propaganda.
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Comedy has ceased to be a challenge to the mental processes. It has become a therapy of relaxation, a kind of tranquilizing drug.
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A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.
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I always begin at the left with the opening word of the sentence and read toward the right and I recommend this method.
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Comedy has to be done en clair. You can’t blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
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There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
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