There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
JAMES THURBERThe most dangerous food is wedding cake.
More James Thurber Quotes
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Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street.
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Comedy has to be done en clair. You can’t blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
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Humourists lead… an existence of jumpiness and apprehension. They sit on the edge of the chair of Literature. In the house of Life they have the feeling that they have never taken off their overcoats.
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The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals
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Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody’s guess.
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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
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Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.
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Discussion in America means dissent.
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
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Mutual suspicions of mental inadequacy are common during the first year of any marriage.
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Don’t count your boobies until they are hatched.
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A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.
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So much has already been written about everything that you can’t find out anything about it.
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