Americans want to go to heaven without dying.
JAMES THURBERThere is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
More James Thurber Quotes
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The act of writing is either something the writer dreads or actually likes, and I actually like it. Even re-writing’s fun. You’re getting somewhere, whether it seems to move or not.
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Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.
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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody’s guess.
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Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.
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Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
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The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth.
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But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?
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The unicorn is a mythical beast.
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Discussion in America means dissent.
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Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
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I never quite know when I’m not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, “Dammit, Thurber, stop writing.” She usually catches me in the middle of a paragraph.
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Don’t count your boobies until they are hatched.
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Reason is 6/7 of treason.
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I have lived in the East for nearly thirty years now, but many of my books prove that I am never very far away from Ohio in my thoughts, and that the clocks that strike in my dreams are often the clocks of Columbus.
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There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
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