The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
JAMES THURBERBeautiful things don’t ask for attention.
More James Thurber Quotes
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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody’s guess.
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Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised
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There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
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Don’t get it right, just get it written.
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She wasn’t much to look at but she was something to think about.
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I write humor the way a surgeon operates, because it is a livelihood, because I have a great urge to do it, because many interesting challenges are set up, and because I have the hope it may do some good.
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You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
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I never quite know when I’m not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, “Dammit, Thurber, stop writing.” She usually catches me in the middle of a paragraph.
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There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
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I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance – a sharp, vindictive glance.
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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
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Humourists lead… an existence of jumpiness and apprehension. They sit on the edge of the chair of Literature. In the house of Life they have the feeling that they have never taken off their overcoats.
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I can feel a thing I cannot touch and touch a thing I cannot feel. The first is sad and sorry, the second is your heart.
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Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.
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