Mutual suspicions of mental inadequacy are common during the first year of any marriage.
JAMES THURBERAll men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
More James Thurber Quotes
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Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog.
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Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.
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A burden in the bush is worth two on your hands.
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Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
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The unicorn is a mythical beast.
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Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
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For one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
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I have lived in the East for nearly thirty years now, but many of my books prove that I am never very far away from Ohio in my thoughts, and that the clocks that strike in my dreams are often the clocks of Columbus.
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There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
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If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.
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I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
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There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
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A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.
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Comedy has ceased to be a challenge to the mental processes. It has become a therapy of relaxation, a kind of tranquilizing drug.
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The trouble with the lost generation is that it didn’t get lost enough.
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