“You always catch the wrong players.”

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn’t make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.

Damn referees, I’ll miss them less than anybody.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, ‘It wasn’t in the rules.’

Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.

I don’t have any tricky plays. I’d rather have tricky players.

I don’t understand these new coaches who don’t drink. What do they do when they get beat?

Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you’re nobody.

You mean in the state?

I’d rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.

We did have three go to the YMCA.

Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you’re nobody.

You mean in the state?

I have respect for the sport so I will contribute to the sport by encouraging artists .

I didn’t grow up a theatre kid, going to theatre camps. I played sports, and that was my main direction. But luckily, I never had to choose between sports and theatre.

I’ve not made a career of being physical in my movies, but I love sports. I’m a very physical guy.

You have no control over what the other guy does. You only have control over what you do.

Major sports are major parts of society. It’s not anomalous to have people who love sports come from other parts of that society.