Two rights don’t equal a left.
ROALD DAHLWe have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
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There are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven’t started wondering about yet.
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Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.
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Good writing is essentially rewriting.
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Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
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Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
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There is no place I know that compares to pure imagination.
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I began to realize how simple life could be if one had a regular routine to follow with fixed hours, a fixed salary, and very little original thinking to do.
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The life of a writer is absolute hell compared to the life of a businessman.
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Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
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There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you’ll be free if you truly wish to be.
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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