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Human things have long since jumped the shark.

Jim Carrey

Human things have long since jumped the shark.
JIM CARREY

Human Jump Shark
If you give up on your dreams, what’s left?
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Dreams Give Up Inspirational One Liner
If I’m not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
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Funny Minute Wait
If done right, kidnapping can be a positive experience for everyone.
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Done Experience Kidnap Positive
Morgan Freeman is so class. He’s so cool. He’s so scary.
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Class Cool Scary
There is a huge difference between a dog that is going to eat you in your mind and an actual dog that’s going to eat you.
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Difference Dog Mind
I absolutely want to have a career where you make’em laugh and make’em cry. It’s all theater.
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Absolute Career Cry Laugh Theater
I tend to stay up late, not because I’m partying but because it’s the only time of the day when I’m alone and don’t have to be performing.
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Alone Party Performance
I’m a hard guy to live with. I’m like a caged animal. I’m up all night walking around the living room. It’s hard for me to come down from what I do.
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Animal Cage Hard Live Room
There was a time when people said, ‘Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.’ Now they just say, ‘Pay him!’
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Face Freeze Pay Society Success Time
It is better to risk starving to death than surrender. If you give up on your dreams, what’s left?
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Dreams Give Up Motivational Risk Surrender
One thing I hope I’ll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.
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Drunk Hope Power Town Work
Usually you regret the things you say no to.
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Justice Regret
Compassion is the currency that leads to true wealth.
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Compassion Currency One Liner True Wealth
True religion has, at its core: Love, Peace, Mercy, Justice and Freedom. If any of these elements is not fully present in a religion, the religion has been compromised.
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Element Freedom Justice Love Mercy Peace Present Religion
People need motivation to do anything. I don’t think human beings learn anything without desperation.
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Desperation Human Being Learning Motivational People

Human things have long since jumped the shark.

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