I’ve been burned so many times I’m like the human equivalent of the inside of a roasted marshmallow.

All in favor say aye.
MOIRA ROSE
If airplane safety videos have taught me anything, it’s that a mother puts her own mask on first.
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Airplane Mask Mother Safety Teaching
I was worried sick, dear! ‘Where’s David? Or his bags?
MOIRA ROSE
I was worried sick, dear! ‘Where’s David? Or his bags?
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She Women
The last time I felt this emotionally encumbered, I was playing Lady Macbeth on a Crystal Skies cruise ship during Shakespeare at Sea Week.
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Gossip is the devil’s telephone. Best to just hang up.
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Devil Gossip Telephone
You do realize I’m a professional vocalist?
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You are blind to reality and for that I am most proud.
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Blind Proud Reality
The world is falling apart around us and I’m dying inside.
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Die Failure Inside World
You must prepare for life, and whatever it will throw at you.
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Inspirational Life Preparation Struggle Throw
This wine is awful. Get me another glass.
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Alcohol Awful Glass Wine
I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now.
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Connection Depression Hard People Right
Social media is an amusement park for clinical narcissists.
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Amusement Social Media
I can hardly hear you, John! The cheering and accolades are drowning out your gentle voice.”
MOIRA ROSE
Are we terrible parents?
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Parents Terrible
What is the source of this falsehood? And what photo are they using?
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