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I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

Bruce Willis

I have just as many liberal ideas as I have conservative ideas that I argue with myself sometimes.
BRUCE WILLIS

Argument Conservatism Ideas Liberty Myself Time
Have you heard anything useful come out of an actor’s mouth lately?
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Actor Heard Talk Word Yourself
Cinema has no boundaries, we all belong to the same artistic community.
BRUCE WILLIS

Artistic Boundary Cinema Community
I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life.
BRUCE WILLIS

Laughter Life Ourselves Wake Up
Balding if God’s way of showing you are only human… He takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears.
BRUCE WILLIS

Age Funny God Hairs Human Show Yourself
You can’t undo the past but you can certainly not repeat it.
BRUCE WILLIS

Past Repeat Yourself
I’m always excited to be around other actors. I sometimes only get to work with myself, and it’s so tedious. I was so excited to go to work every day, and we ran into work every day.
BRUCE WILLIS

Actor Excitement Myself Run Work
I think that the “what if” game is what you guys get to do. I don’t have to do that. I hate the “what if” game. I’m such a believer in everything happening the way it’s supposed to happen.
BRUCE WILLIS

Believe Game Hate Myself Thinking Way
If you think anyone goes out and commits crimes because of some daffy film they’ve seen, then I question your judgment.
BRUCE WILLIS

Commitment Crime Question Thinking Yourself
On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
BRUCE WILLIS

Experience Hands Open Ourselves
Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
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Myself Sister Small Terrorism
The difference between trying to be fit and not being fit really means the difference between life and death.
BRUCE WILLIS

Death Difference Life Try
No one predicts the future. No one tries to.
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Future Oneself Prediction Try
My friends are always honest with me about films. But I really wanted to talk to regular people and kind of have a forum to interact with them; not just about films, but about everything.
BRUCE WILLIS

Friendship Honesty Interact Movie Myself People
Everybody understands that acting is a really difficult job. It’s hard work. You’ve got to get dressed up, you’ve got to hang around with beautiful women. It’s difficult. It’s a problem.
BRUCE WILLIS

Act Beautiful Difficult Myself Problem Understand
Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.
BRUCE WILLIS

English Lady Language Myself Talk

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

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