“I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.”

I hate working out. Because I work out for films now solely I come to associate it with work.

Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.

I had no idea Canada could be so much fun.

I’m always excited to be around other actors. I sometimes only get to work with myself, and it’s so tedious. I was so excited to go to work every day, and we ran into work every day.

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life.

They look right. And you move left.

I haven’t seen this many men dressed in women’s clothing since my bachelor party.

Violence – look, we live in a violent world, man. This country was founded on violence. Who’s kidding who?

I never think there’s any competition between films. I root for everybody’s films. I especially have a fond place in my heart for graphic novels and comics.

I think that the “what if” game is what you guys get to do. I don’t have to do that. I hate the “what if” game. I’m such a believer in everything happening the way it’s supposed to happen.

I would say, ‘I’m alone, but I’m not lonely.’ But I was just kidding myself.

No one predicts the future. No one tries to.

If I had a choice, I would do comedy all the time. It’s just the most challenging thing. To make someone laugh is the most challenging thing, and the most rewarding thing, in entertainment.

If you think anyone goes out and commits crimes because of some daffy film they’ve seen, then I question your judgment.

Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It’s a weird combination of elements.

Justin Timberlake is terrific in this film. I told him it’s time to stop singing.

Visions of McDonald’s restaurants dotting crossroads all over the country paraded through my brain. I don’t believe in saturation. We’re thinking and talking worldwide.

It’s really never fair to judge people because none of us know what’s going on inside anyone else’s head.

You know what scares me? When you have to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic, just because she lives in your head.

It is the heart always that sees, before the head can see.

Hot heads do not give good feedback – choose a better time.

India will have to hang down her head in shame if even one person is left who is said in any way to be untouchable.

When heart speaks and heart listens, harmony is produced. When head talks and head listens, argument is produced.

To lead yourself, use your head; to lead others, use your heart. Always touch a person’s heart before you ask him for a hand.