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I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

Bruce Willis

Violence – look, we live in a violent world, man. This country was founded on violence. Who’s kidding who?
BRUCE WILLIS

Country Live Man Violence World
My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.
BRUCE WILLIS

Herself I Love You Myself Sorry Wife
You wouldn’t want to see a movie where the bad guys triumph over the good guys all the time. You’d get bummed out, and you’d just stay at home and watch the news.
BRUCE WILLIS

Home Movie News See Triumph Watch Yourself
Everybody understands that acting is a really difficult job. It’s hard work. You’ve got to get dressed up, you’ve got to hang around with beautiful women. It’s difficult. It’s a problem.
BRUCE WILLIS

Act Beautiful Difficult Myself Problem Understand
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
BRUCE WILLIS

Funny Myself Negative
I always question whether it’s the right time for anything I do.
BRUCE WILLIS

Action Myself Question Right Time
Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
BRUCE WILLIS

Myself Sister Small Terrorism
I’m much more proud of being a father than being an actor.
BRUCE WILLIS

Actor Father Myself Proud
I had never really dated. I’ve always been a relationship kind of person.
BRUCE WILLIS

Date Kind Myself Person Relationship
If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.
BRUCE WILLIS

Catch Himself Time
Every day, I work at not taking this fame thing seriously. Fortunately, I have a great group of friends who help me do this.
BRUCE WILLIS

Day Fame Friendship Greatness Help Myself Serious Work
I’m staggered by the question of what it’s like to be a multimilionaire. I always have to remind myself that I am.
BRUCE WILLIS

Myself Question Reminder
I’m really just a regular guy who has had an incredibly blessed life.
BRUCE WILLIS

Blessing Life Myself Regular
You can kind of judge how old a film is by the size of the cell phones.
BRUCE WILLIS

Judgment Kind Movie Old Phone
On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
BRUCE WILLIS

Experience Hands Open Ourselves
I have just as many liberal ideas as I have conservative ideas that I argue with myself sometimes.
BRUCE WILLIS

Argument Conservatism Ideas Liberty Myself Time

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

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