“Because of humour we are less overwhelmed by the vicissitudes of life.”

I am what I am: an individual, unique and different.

If I talked I would become like any other comedian.

The basic essential of a great actor is that he loves himself in acting.

You have to believe in yourself, that’s the secret.

A day without laughing is a day wasted

The soul of man has been given wings and at last he is beginning to fly!

Simplicity is a difficult thing to achieve.

I did not have to read books to know that the theme of life is conflict and pain.

That’s the trouble with the world. We all despise ourselves.

Education is the path to revelation.

Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is elephant.

Action is more generally understood than words.

My lips never know my problem they just always smile

All children in some form or another have genius; the trick is to bring it out in them.

I am a citizen of the world.

Cold, hunger and the shame of poverty are more likely to affect one’s psychology.

I know you’ve been trying to get a hold of me, but I can barely get a hold of myself.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it.

Any fool can make a rule And any fool will mind it.

Money is not everything but it ranks right up there with oxygen.

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!

When the solution is simple, God is answering.