My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.
DICK CAVETTShow people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.
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I like when the ice gets thin, the going gets rough, the guests get edgy.
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I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.
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Japanese is sort of a hobby of mine, and I can get around Japan with ease.
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The trick to writing for people is, you have to be able to turn them on in your head. And know how they’d word something or how they’d inflect it.
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I hate Danny Kaye movies.
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To call New York’s traffic at holiday time a nightmare is to understate.
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I’m not sure why writing for others became harder. Probably a reluctance to give away anything you might conceivably use yourself caused a block. I did it, but it remained hard when it had once been easy.
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I have a disturbing problem with losing things. My vulnerability to loss-distress could properly be labeled not only inordinate, but neurotic.
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It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
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An effective speaker can do more damage or more good in a well-stated minute than an angry klutz could do in half an hour.
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Therapists need to give a depressed patient support and direction.
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Every writer knows that unless you were born gifted with either supreme confidence or outsize ego, handing in your work holds, in some cases, admitted terror. If that’s too strong, at least fairly high anxiety.
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Why are sex and violence always linked? I’m afraid they’ll blur together in people’s minds – sexandviolence – until we can’t tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, “The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.”
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The brain process that results in a joke materializing where no joke was before remains a mystery. I’m not aware of any scholarly, scientific or neurological studies on the subject.
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Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.
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