“I had never really dated. I’ve always been a relationship kind of person.”

They look right. And you move left.

I haven’t seen this many men dressed in women’s clothing since my bachelor party.

Violence – look, we live in a violent world, man. This country was founded on violence. Who’s kidding who?

I never think there’s any competition between films. I root for everybody’s films. I especially have a fond place in my heart for graphic novels and comics.

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

I think that the “what if” game is what you guys get to do. I don’t have to do that. I hate the “what if” game. I’m such a believer in everything happening the way it’s supposed to happen.

I would say, ‘I’m alone, but I’m not lonely.’ But I was just kidding myself.

No one predicts the future. No one tries to.

If I had a choice, I would do comedy all the time. It’s just the most challenging thing. To make someone laugh is the most challenging thing, and the most rewarding thing, in entertainment.

If you think anyone goes out and commits crimes because of some daffy film they’ve seen, then I question your judgment.

Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It’s a weird combination of elements.

Justin Timberlake is terrific in this film. I told him it’s time to stop singing.

My favorite job is being a father. I have four girls now. They’re a captive audience.

Cinema has no boundaries, we all belong to the same artistic community.

I could never write my memoirs, just because too many people are still alive and would be hurt.

I never think about the downs. Well, only when I get asked during interviews.

If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.

I enjoy getting gussied up for an event or date night.

I actually haven’t been on many dates, but I like just chilling around at home and watching a movie with a girl.

The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.

Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.

I’d date a fan as long as she didn’t scream in my face.

I won’t date a model, because models are perfect and perfect is boring.

I call you to say we have no other choice but to date for a year go our separate ways and cheat on whoever we marry forever.