It’s a tribute to the human brain that anyone is able to function out there on television in a talk situation that is entirely artificial.
DICK CAVETTHistory is not reassuring on the subject of the longevity of seemingly lasting great nations, is it?
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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Meryl Streep belongs on anybody’s list of greats.
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Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.
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I’m the only talk show host, I think, if there’s such a category in, what’s called, the book of records, to have a guest die while we were taping the show, yeah.
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Therapists need to give a depressed patient support and direction.
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Why are sex and violence always linked? I’m afraid they’ll blur together in people’s minds – sexandviolence – until we can’t tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, “The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.”
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If your parents never had children, chances are neither will you.
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I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.
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You have to be on TV a surprisingly long time before you’re stopped on the street. Then, when you are, you get a lot of, ‘Hey, you’re great! What’s your name again?’
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I don’t see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty – and evaporating quickly.
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It takes a certain amount of guts to go to your class reunions.
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I’m sure I’ve all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always saw Stanley Kramer’s ‘It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World’ as more of an exercise in anti-comedy than humor.
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Depression – it falls into that small category of things like combat that, if you haven’t been in it, you can say you can imagine it all you like. But it’s truly different.
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There should be three days a week when no one is allowed to say: ‘What’s your sign?’ Violators would have their copies of Kahlil Gibran confiscated.
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To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
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It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
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