I’ve actually gotten so I don’t associate television with entertainment very much.
DICK CAVETTI’ll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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I always wanted to live in a haunted house.
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I’m not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn’t really bother me.
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I did standup while still working for Johnny Carson in the mid-’60s, thus gaining the advantage of at least getting laughs from him about how I hadn’t the night before.
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I think I’d be pretty easy to write for.
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I find most ‘sacred music’ pretty dismal.
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I feel sorry for the poor kids whose parents feel they’re qualified to teach them at home. Of course, some parents are smarter than some teachers, but in the main I see home-schooling as misguided foolishness.
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In the main, ghosts are said to be forlorn and generally miserable, if not downright depressed. The jolly ghost is rare.
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I’m sure I’ve all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always saw Stanley Kramer’s ‘It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World’ as more of an exercise in anti-comedy than humor.
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Coming up through the ranks of any calling can be rough, but that battered soul who survives the early years of courting the comic muse comes close to knowing what only the soldier knows: What combat is like.
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You would have to be naive to think you can appear on television and not have the material edited in some way.
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You have to be on TV a surprisingly long time before you’re stopped on the street. Then, when you are, you get a lot of, ‘Hey, you’re great! What’s your name again?’
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Electronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn’t ailing.
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You can, after all, reduce the reasons for watching TV to but two: to be lulled, and to be stimulated. Some people do one sometimes, the other sometimes. Some people do all of one or all of the other.
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Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.
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Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.
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