Electronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn’t ailing.
DICK CAVETTChris Matthews can’t start any sentence without ‘Let me ask you this… ‘ And I love Chris Matthews! But almost everybody in journalism does it. Who’s stopping you? Just say it!
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I’ve actually gotten so I don’t associate television with entertainment very much.
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The authority of depression is horrifying. I felt like my brain was busted and that I could never feel good again. I really thought that I was never gonna heal.
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Every writer knows that unless you were born gifted with either supreme confidence or outsize ego, handing in your work holds, in some cases, admitted terror. If that’s too strong, at least fairly high anxiety.
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Teaching is an art and a profession requiring years of training.
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Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.
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Home schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.
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I’ll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.
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I’m not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn’t really bother me.
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By the time I was in the fourth grade, I sounded exactly like my father on the phone.
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Comedians are sometimes resentful of their writers. Probably because it’s hard for giant egos to admit you need anyone but yourself to be what you are.
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It’s lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It’s lamentable that they get more from them than from the news.
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It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
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I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.
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I confess, I do have to remind myself almost daily that there are people on this earth capable of reading, writing, eating and dressing themselves who believe their lives are ruled from billions of miles away, by the stars – and, of course, the planets.
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The trick to writing for people is, you have to be able to turn them on in your head. And know how they’d word something or how they’d inflect it.
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