“I had my first kiss when I was 11, but I think I’ve blocked it out of my mind because it was so bad. I’m not even sure it counts as a kiss.”

Words will be just words till you bring them to life

I’m the most carefree, happy person you’ll meet.

Don’t mess with our fans or we’ll come and find you.

I actually haven’t been on many dates, but I like just chilling around at home and watching a movie with a girl.

I’d rather go to sleep than find a girl.

I think there’s nothing wrong with eating all the time. At least i’m not doing anything illegal.

I’m the most carefree mo’fo’ in the world.

A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They’re dangerous. It’s rare. I’ve torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It’s early retirement now. I’ve got a floating knee-cap!

Katy Perry still gets me every time. She’s very funny in person! We met at the Teen Choice Awards and she pulled my cheeks apart and told me how cute I was. My life was literally flashing before my eyes!

I think there’s so much feeling among young girls where they feel like they have to be this perfect thing – and they don’t. Perfect people don’t exist. Sometimes people need to be told it.

I’d rather be a boy playing with a paper plane, than to be a grown man playing with a woman’s heart.

The boys that lose our directioners are so stupid, they will never find such beautiful girls in the whole entire world.

Anyone who is funny and doesn’t take herself to seriously is attractive to me

The light’s hot, everything’s hot, I’m hot.

I can’t help but look for my future wife in the crowd.

Everyone deserves to feel good about themselves, and if you don’t then start because everyone is beautiful.

Memories, pressed between the pages of my mind. Memories, sweetened through the ages just like wine.

A woman has the age she deserves.

Relationships are like Rome – difficult to start out, incredible during the prosperity of the ‘golden age’, and unbearable during the fall.

Who acts, shall endure. So speaks the voice of the age-old wisdom.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

From the age of three, I played every day-morning, afternoon and night.

You’re never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child.

The ruling ideas of each age have ever been the ideas of its ruling class.