I may be a senior, but so what? I’m still hot.
BETTY WHITEI didn’t know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time.
More Betty White Quotes
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I think a lot of people like hidden-camera shows where they think they’re spying on somebody who doesn’t know they’re looking at them. And nobody takes it seriously – you either enjoy it and get a laugh out of the reactions or not.
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Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren’t going to get rid of me that way.
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I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don’t get it don’t know about it.
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When we started in television, there was that magic box in the corner of the room, and ‘Oh my gosh – look what it’s doing!’
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The bottom line is, I’m blessed with good health. On top of that, I don’t go around thinking ‘Oh, I’m 90, I better do this or I better do that.’ I’m just Betty. I’m the same Betty that I’ve always been. Take it or leave it.
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I kid around a lot, but pranks are not my best strength!
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During the Depression, my dad made radios to sell to make extra money. Nobody had any money to buy the radios, so he would trade them for dogs. He built kennels in the backyard, and he cared for the dogs.
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I have my golden retriever now, Pontiac. He’s a career-change guide dog from Guide Dogs for the Blind.
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I don’t seem to require a lot of sleep. I just – if I get four, five good hours, I’m fine. But sleeping is sort of dull. There’s a lot of other good stuff that you can do without just lying down and closing your eyes.
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The writers are the stars of every really successful sitcom.
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Why retire from something if you’re loving it so much and enjoying it so much, and you’re blessed with another group of people to work with like the gang on ‘Hot in Cleveland?’ Why would I think of retiring? What would I do with myself?
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I think it’s your mental attitude. So many of us start dreading age in high school and that’s a waste of a lovely life. ‘Oh… I’m 30, oh, I’m 40, oh, 50.’ Make the most of it.
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Animal lover that I am, a cougar I am not.
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I’m in the middle of my sixth book, which is about animals at the Los Angeles Zoo.
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Anger tears me up inside, My own, or anyone else’s.
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Wendy Malick and Valerie Bertinelli make fun of me, but I take care of my health – I don’t abuse it.
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Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that – it’s got to be funny.
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I’ve enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.
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I have the backbone of an eel.
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When I realized I could use Facebook as a way to communicate directly with my fans, I thought it would be a great idea.
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I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just – there wasn’t a straight man in the house, and I mean that in a very nice way. They were fun, and we would laugh a lot.
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A good friend of mine was Lucy Ball. Her mother and my mother were best friends.
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I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I’m up and down those stairs all the time. That’s my exercise.
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I don’t care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all that time – and there are gay relationships that are more solid than some heterosexual ones – I think it’s fine if they want to get married. I don’t know how people can get so anti-something.
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I don’t know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.
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Doing drama is, in a sense, easier. In doing comedy, if you don’t get that laugh, there’s something wrong.
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