I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
ADAM SANDLERI have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been…we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
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I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
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I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.
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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
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When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
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I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
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