May my children never read this.
CHELSIE DIANEMy entire life I’ve waited for a man to teach the world how to treat me and if he’d step in and convince them all.
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You say: you are mourning a man that could not love you. Full stop. Cover the last word. There’s the truth.
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This morning I tell the kindest man on earth after two dates, you are good and you are not my man. My man is not as good as you.
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I will not believe It’s less holy to be human. I will not bow my head. I will not close my eyes to god.
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When I was six I fell on a broken window. Once I realized no one was coming I stopped screaming and pulled the shard from my middle. This is life for some of us. This has been life for me.
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I want you as a lemon the waiter brings on a tiny white plate. I want him to watch while I squeeze you into my mouth and swallow the rind.
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If your mother does not love you well or is no longer here to love you well, may you feel worthy enough to open to the thousand tiny ways the spirit of mother longs to love you today.
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You can’t go to a kindergarten teacher after me.
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God is a woman and like every woman has millions of years of men speaking for her.
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You loved me gray sweatpants and I loved you drunk on stouts and I am velveeta mac and cheese.
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The day my children move out is years I can count on two hands I have them half this time years I count on one.
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I meet you and know suddenly and horribly there is no difference between sex and war that I must die to get that close to touching god.
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Hour 36 of labor. I pull at god’s necktie dig a hole at the hospital floor.
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A twenty three year old hits on me in a coffee shop in venice, and I ask him if father is single.
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Oh the salt water I had to sweat to realize there was an ocean inside of me.
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I should now admit I once made a fake account just to talk to you once more.
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