Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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It seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
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All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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The world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.
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No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
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Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.
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I started when I was 14. I figured out that’s what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, “You’re gonna be a comedian,” and all this stuff.
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I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
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The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
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My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’
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