I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
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Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
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Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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I’m cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
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I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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When I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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I’m happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn’t make things easier, but I’m so much better at handling them.
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I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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