When I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
DAVE CHAPPELLEListen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
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I have angst in my life, but I’m like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.
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Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.
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I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
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The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
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The world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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If I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher.
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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You know, be able to do something great in your life, you’re gonna have to realize your failures. You’re gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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